unfollowfriday:

when a straight guy wants to show you something on youtube

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

55 minutes ago

cooldudebro:

let me lay down some facts for you:

  • aliens are real
  • horoscopes are real
  • skeletons are real
  • star wars is probably real
  • linkin park is almost too real

(via the-almighty-dinopup)

55 minutes ago

smilingsloth:

nohetero-superpotterlock:

good thing harry potter didnt choose slytherin

I. CANNOT. FUCKING. WAIT. FOR THIS.

GO WATCH THE TRAILER AKDJAIGKGGD!!!!

(Source: sebastianstoned, via fangpants)

56 minutes ago

meladoodle:

what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur

(Source: meladoodle, via the-almighty-dinopup)

56 minutes ago
fstw:

lindsaychrist:



I see this post all the time but why come nobody ever talks about the girl that fucked up the middle S like someone drag her too please

fstw:

lindsaychrist:

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I see this post all the time but why come nobody ever talks about the girl that fucked up the middle S like someone drag her too please

(Source: meucuminhasteta, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

57 minutes ago

imaginefallout:

IN CLASS TODAY THIS KID GOT IN TROUBLE FOR READING WHILE THE TEACHER WAS LECTURING SO THE TEACHER TOOK HIS BOOK AND WHEN THE TEACHER TURNED AROUND HE PULLED OUT ANOTHER COPY OF THE SAME FUCKING BOOK

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

58 minutes ago

missespeon:

missespeon:

i saw this on fandom secrets a long time ago but im gonna share it with u guys

if you ever feel scared by something like a creepypasta or a horror game and cant stop thinking abt it in the dark, imagine officer cosgrove from freakazoid pointing at it and telling them to cut it out

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I’m glad this tip took off

(via heartsblueboxcars)

58 minutes ago
icclo:

jigokuhana:

laurscreamisnotamused:

spiderlassie:

the-shy-lonely-weirdo:

royalradrobot:

villavede:

ovarianeruption:

mattythehitman234:

coralfrills:

harryfloorcorn:

WHAT IS YOUR SUPERVILLAIN NAME?

egad! its the shadow of hopelessness
accurate

BEHOLD!!! THE BIBLE NAZI!!!!!! BOOOOOOMMM!!!

BEHOLD!!! THE WHINY LITTLE BITCH

OBNOXIOUS RE-BLOGGER

THE OVERWHELMING CAR ALARM

The Overwhelming Car Alarm? Well, I am annoying.

THE HORRIFYING… Coke Fiend? I sincerely hope that they mean the soda

THE SELF RIGHTEOUS DECISION TO GIVE UP

…I’m almost ashamed of this XD
EXCUSE ME AMERICA, IT IS I, THE REBLOGGER

tremble in fear you weak human, i am the car alarm!

icclo:

jigokuhana:

laurscreamisnotamused:

spiderlassie:

the-shy-lonely-weirdo:

royalradrobot:

villavede:

ovarianeruption:

mattythehitman234:

coralfrills:

harryfloorcorn:

WHAT IS YOUR SUPERVILLAIN NAME?

egad! its the shadow of hopelessness

accurate

BEHOLD!!! THE BIBLE NAZI!!!!!! BOOOOOOMMM!!!

BEHOLD!!! THE WHINY LITTLE BITCH

OBNOXIOUS RE-BLOGGER

THE OVERWHELMING CAR ALARM

The Overwhelming Car Alarm? Well, I am annoying.

THE HORRIFYING… Coke Fiend? I sincerely hope that they mean the soda

THE SELF RIGHTEOUS DECISION TO GIVE UP

…I’m almost ashamed of this XD

EXCUSE ME AMERICA, IT IS I, THE REBLOGGER

tremble in fear you weak human, i am the car alarm!

(via heartsblueboxcars)

58 minutes ago

"w is not a vowel"

—every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

(via ravenclawminion)

1 hour ago

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